Sutherland of milk and honey

Entertainment insiders are growing concerned at the increasingly worrying behaviour of  24 star, Keifer Sutherland. Concerns were raised last week, when the star of the show, currently in it's 15th season, asked for something to eat. " To say it took us by surprise is an understatement" said one insider working on the hit show " he's never eaten before , irrespective of whether he's being tied up in a deserted warehouse or chasing terrorists through the streets of Los Angeles"

No visible surgery scars 

The surprise isn't shared by everyone, leading Nutritionist, Dr Lionel White has gone as far as writing to the President's office requesting that they look into this issue. " At the start, in seasons 1-3 I just assumed that he ate when the action was following his daughter having an argument with her teacher in high school over her continually poor grades, but since she left school I still haven't seen him eat anything. How is he supposed to do his job if he doesn't eat? At least James Bond drinks Martinis to keep him going. "

One wildly held assumption was that Sutherland has had a gastric band inserted, but this was ruled out by an executive producer on the show showing me a recent calender photo shoot where no visible surgery scars could be seen.However as this reporter was leaving the producer's office, a very heated telephone argument could be heard in which either the exec or someone else in the room was heard to shout, " Jesus Christ Artie, that rock climber guy went 128 hours without eating and he lost an arm"


The new season of 24 starts on 24/03/2013